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::Terminology
This page contains the strange words that are created when the brain does not communicate with the tongue properly.

Chairweight – Person sitting on chair staring at fire

Debeevering – Removing Bee’s from a campsite.

Flamusive – the ability to maintain flame in the rain

Flamactive – Anything that will burn. “The item is flamactive.”

Gratzie Meegos - Some itchy between the leg sounding disease

Gramping - Group Camping 

Hore Hey - Spanish name or Yup'er calling someone a whore. You decide.

La Art Dar Schmakle - Ancient French Irish Cajun term used to describe doing #1 outdoors. "Its art dar".

Litter Crib - cat box, Places where the cats hang.

Mirl - Man, Girl, Who knows...its a Mirl

Mud Whistle - Its a FART!!!

Orgation-Perzarrd – To experience a gay moment alone

Oxyscott – Scott’s Oxymoron terms

·        “hey we’ll whip up something quick in the slow cooker”

·        “I need a small king size air mattress”

Plumage – The effects of eating a fermented prune

Plumber – Ability to get drunk from a fermented prune

Shart  -  Thinking that you only had to fart but find a suprise squirted its way out.

Sno la peeker - When you can't remember what you did yesterday

Squeezinart  -  Ability  to hold a poo until you get to the restroom

Tree-Pee - The rain drops that fall off the trees after a rain or when a fire is started below a tree.

Where's that Satellite? - Looking to change the subject? just hunt for a Satellite.